One newspaper delivery guy made a pretty strong argument for getting your news online: He burglarized the homes of people who suspended their subscriptions for the holidays.

It’s the kind of quiet neighborhood where you know when someone is out of place. Sioux Falls police believe while families here were on a relaxing holiday vacation, their paper carrier was rummaging through their homes. 

“Some stolen goods were found in pawn shops. They had been pawned already. That gave a particular name,” Sioux Falls Police Public Information Officer Sam Clemens said. 

Say what you will about newspaper Web sites: They can’t break into your home (yet). (h/t Poynter)